I’d like to reward all my loyal readers with a chance to win the iPad 3000! Featuring a holographic, 4D display with a synaptic interface, the iPad 3000 is sure to blow everybody’s mind. Just tell me how awesome I am, tell your friends how awesome I am, tweet about me, write about this competition […]

The world's top 1 percent of wealthy people are being discriminated against! Let's band together and fight for the rights of wealthy citizens without whose economic and philanthropic contributions, the world will be a poorer place. The fact of the matter is, not everybody on this planet can live in a mansion, drive a Ferrari, […]

This is a hilarious take on the apathy surrounding the new iPhone 4S release: LOL! Come on people.

The Canucks have won the first game against the Bruins in the final round of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Exciting stuff. This video has been making the rounds – it's pretty funny. Game two is on Saturday. Go Canucks!

This is a real job posting. I appreciate the brute honesty because it doesn’t sound like a job I’d be that interested in. But some sicko might be. And yes, they actually are looking for a “sicko”: We want to add some talent to the Sarasota Herald-Tribune investigative team. Every serious candidate should have a […]