Number 1 DVD for women

300 was a smorgasbord of epic sexiness, and should have been renamed “300 Beefcakes.” In the film, three hundred buff Spartans engage in a legendary battle with…who cares.

I may be all about epic and gore movies, but when six hundred well defined pecs with matching perky foreign nipples are flexing as they thrust spears into enemies, I find it hard to pay attention to the storyline. But 300 also got my number one spot for 2007 because of the way it portrayed women. The women in the film—although few—are quite natural looking. This may be the first movie ever to portray women as natural beauties and present men in unrealistic—yet amazing—form.

Every woman needs to see this movie, because even though the characters have varying accents and the movie has been labelled “racist” by critics, it is hot…and the end of the film features the most satisfying arrow shot ever filmed.